Your Weekly Auburn Zen: Pay For Play Edition

It’s that time again. We dig into the bowels of the Auburn message boards like a proctologist looking for gold, and come up with this week’s unintentional comedy bonanza. As always, spelling and grammar errors are left in.

Not to mention that it is entirely possible that the Tennessee program will still be a dumpster fire in two years time, while we will be right back in the think of the west.

Re-take the state? When have we ever consistenly taken the state? Secondly we tried to get a runningback from the state of Alabama this past year. How did that work out for us? Auburn does not have the luxury of being able to rely on our own state. Never have and never really ever will…

I would have a problem cheering for Auburn, if we paid players outright like they do.

I’ll admit that stars sometime matter but NOT VERY OFTEN! Contrart the UF five start DL outbreak with the fact that little Nickie has not signed a single 5 star DL at ua. And mostly 3 stars this year.

They say eagles can snap a kangaroo’s spine with their talons. They are powerful predators.

If we stoop to their level with an smu-like “buy the players” group do we get called out or heavily investigated?

My BCS replica National Championship trophy just came in the mail and I’m about to go nuts just lookin at it.. “WMFE”

I normally dont comment on the physique of another man…but it literally looks like Cam has six perfectly placed cans under his shirt

But how many times has Alabama been placed on probation for paying recruites?

And finally, on the matter of Nick Saban sending 105 letters to recruit Alvin Kamara:

It is a new way to pay recruits. They stuff each letter with hundreds of unused postage stamps so that they can sell them on the black market for cash.

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