Your Weekly Auburn Zen: Oblivious Edition


 

It’s that time again, where we while away the Summer doldrums like watching flies hit the bug zapper, by taking a look at what they’re saying on the Auburn message boards. As always, spelling and grammar errors are in the original.

 

after this year, we’re about to end the streak of having a new starting qb at the first game of the year.

 

So they’re moving the Cotton Bal to a neutral site or something?

 

Am I the only auburn fan that’s thinks we can beat bama this year. I mean come on we are playing in t-town and we own that place.

 

Tea Bagger pleading not guilty, huh. Is he admitting mental defect or saying his balls just jumped out of his pants and landed on the guy’s cheek?

 

I think we are sitting pretty the next few years at QB. And a few other positions as well. Football can’t get here soon enough.

 

Grew up in Louisiana. I Knew nothing about Auburn. No memories other than thinking it was a cool name for a college.

 

This channel is our only friend. You know WHY? Google WAPI…or just look at the last three letters:)EDIT:Better yet Wiki WAPI Birmingham. Started off as an Auburn radio station. My late father didn’t even know this until I told him a couple years ago. They still use O&B as their station colors!!

 

They lost more than they think and we are more mature than people give us but thats fine. Underdog is great. And I hope they put yeldon in the game I promise u we won’t hit him lightly.

 

Our D will will a lot better and I think we can be the dark horse for the sec.

 

I played middle linebacker at a D2 college for two years until a back injury ended things there. I transferred to Auburn to finish my degree and obtained my masters elsewhere. Obliviously I was not the most physically gifted player.

 

From 2000-2010 auburn was 7-3 against bam. That was with tubs and his okay recruits. Now with chizik and his recruits I think we go 8-2 against bama and make them our b!tch again. Saban will leave bama just like he left his other jobs.

 

Turds just got Jonathan Allen. UAT probably has another 10 highly ranked players committed that they are already compensating. Whenever the little turd wants to erase good news for us, he will tell one of them to go public. If you stress out over their recruiting, then it will always be a long off season for you. They will continue to sign top 5 classes every year until either saban leaves or they are busted by the NCAA. Fact.

 

And finally, one Auburn fan demonstrates that a well-rounded fan is conversant in topics other than football:

 

Battleship is the best damn movie ever adapted from a board game. No contest.

 

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