Auburn fans take their little creed very seriously. They all chant it together and will reference it as proof of thier moral superiority. “Never mind the gangs, robberies, drugs, paying players, cheating and lying; look at this little speech!”
Like everything else, with time the Auburn Creed has sadly become outdated. So I have written a new creed they can have free of charge. I think it more accurately resembles the place Auburn has become, and where they are headed. You’re welcome Auburn.
The Auburn Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the War Eagle Tiger Jesus of Auburn, and to the theocracy for which it stands, one school under Dye, easily divisible, with free money and grades for all who play football.