Bandit Ref: Aubren Kat Iron Bowl Halftime Report

Fambly,

Aubren Kat here, reporting live from pit of Hades. Aubren Kat once saw an all mime performance of McBeth, that was more laughs than dis game. Aubren Kat tried to scratch eyes out, but dey grew back, as Aubren Kat is descended from Prometheus.

We must hold out hope that this is a sneaky sneaky plan by Gene Chizik. Dat de Aubren players are putting up a valiant fight, and following Gene Chizik’s brilliant game plan, by rolling over and acting like dead possum. If dis is a grand scheme, it is almost as sneaky as Auburn search committee already looking for new coach … Aubren Kat say too much.

Where is de Aubren defense? Aubren defensive players look like they are part time French national guards men. Those holes in our line big enough for Charlie Weis to ride his Hoverround through. When Charlie Weis gets to Aubren he can show dem … Aubren Kat feels he has said too much.

Aubren’s QB situation is about as solid as the New York Jets. Aubren Kat would start chant for backup quarterback, but Aubren Kat pretty sure only person left who hasn’t QB’d is Aubren Kat. Maybe when Rex Ryan get to Aubren he get it all sorted out … Aubren Kat has said too much.

Aubren Kat has heard many fans say dey support Aubren no matter what today. Dat is a very nice sentiment, but we sound like Cubs fans. If Aubren Kat wanted to be a Cubs fan he would have a tattoo of Harry Carey, instead of Bobby Lowder. Houston Nutt will appreciate the support when he gets here doe … Aubren Kat talks far to much.

Well Aubren Kat headed to the movies to join rest of Aubren fambly. Is it swim team season yet?

Your faithful agricultural feline,

Aubren Kat

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Topics: Alabama Crimson Tide, Auburn Tigers, Iron Bowl

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