I have been scouring the interwebs in my traditional week before the game search for trash talk, and I have come to one conclusion: These last 20 years of no one caring about Notre Dame football have left their fans with an inability to trash talk. Sure comments like “Catholics vs. Cousins” may work on Boston College, but this is big boy ball. So I, in my own quiet but generous way, have decided to help these poor potato farming IRA members. Feel free to use any of these you like Notre Dame, and you’re welcome.
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