Your Weekly Auburn Zen: Casher Edition

The news that Josh Casher, the nation’s No. 1 center, has decommitted from Auburn, naturally sent the Auburn message boards into meltdown. And just as naturally, we decided the time was right to resurrect Your Weekly Auburn Zen. Enjoy, folks.

Casher just decommitted. At least he got it over with

 

Casher, please reaffirm your commit and tell sabear to “suck it”, I don’t want to dislike an AU player. If you don’t like AU de-commit, go to Miami or UCLA. The weather is great, you will actually get to play and I don’t have to hope you fall down the stairs.

 

Come on Gus, kick Casher to the curb. Set a tone that we don’t play games with fricksticks! frick em

 

At this point, there’s no reason to keep pretending he’s a commit. We should Liner him

 

Alabama can have him. This staff has proven that they don’t joke around with recruits. They could cut ties at any moment. Besides, if he doesn’t want to take over for Reese Diskukes, and would rather sit around behind countless other recruits, let him. Alabama is taking around 7-8 offensive linemen this class. He can go enjoy that.

 

I am glad Gus has shown he isn’t playing games with the kids no matter how big a recruit they are.

 

Bye Casher.. hope the heavy glass door hits your large arse on the way out.

 

This staff doesn’t frick around, and I love it. If you want to play games with your recruitment, you can take a hike.

 

The funniest part is him claiming no favorite. Does he really think we fricking believe that?

 

told you guys to frick this dude. frick bammer

 

wonder if Malzahn will retaliate or just do nothing like Chiz. We need to release some silents tomorrow to say frick you Casher

 

This is just my opinion but the more I think about it the more I think Bama does not really want or need Casher. I think it was a power move by them to slam our supreme confidence that Dameyune owned Mobile. I think it was them metaphorically trying to say we still own you mother truckers. Nothing more. Nothing less. Again JMO.

Topics: Alabama Crimson Tide, Football

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