Alabama Crimson Tide fans are a rabid lot, and while most of us limit our insanity to screaming at the TV or wearing crimson clothing to funerals, others have pretty extreme ways of showing their loyalty to the Tide.
According to The Smoking Gun, today’s example of the outliers of Bama Nation is a 39-year old man arrested for violating a protection order issued in Tennessee. Something about that sounds exactly right.
In addition to head and face tattoos that look like an unfinished combination of Mike Tyson and Bam Bam Bigelow, our newest entrant into the Gump Hall of Shame has etched his favorite team’s battle cry under each eye.
Presumably this is so his girlfriend knows what to cheer when he shows up unannounced at 2am to serenade her with a stirring rendition of Yea, Alabama, or perhaps the theme song from Cape Fear.
Roll Tide, good sir.