The Bama Fan Tournament Of Hate
What team do Alabama fans hate the most? We are determined to find out with the The Bama Fan Tournament of Hate!
That’s right we finally get to answer that age old question, do Bama fans hate Auburn or Tennessee more? Or will a dark-horse prevail to be reveled as the team Alabama fans hate the most?
It’s a sixteen team bracket of good clean old fashioned college football hate!
So let’s get this hate going, choose wisely as you will only be able to vote once a day!
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AUBURN VS. GEORGIA TECH
THE CASE FOR AUBURN:
What really needs to be said for our first #1 seed The University of Auburn? Auburn is the little brother we never wanted and our parents told us we couldn’t give away. Between their inferiority complex and their desire to copy everything Alabama does they are just the worst. Also, they worship trees.
THE CASE FOR TECH:
Georgia Tech may seem like a strange choice at first, but the Yellow Jackets certainly belong in this bracket historically. We don’t play Georgia Tech much anymore, our last meeting was in 1984, but at one time they were a regular opponent. Heck, Tech is even mentioned in our fight song…
“Send the Yellow Jackets to a watery grave”
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TEXAS VS. TEXAS A&M
THE CASE FOR TEXAS:
The case for Texas can be summed up in one statement… “if Colt McCoy hadn’t gotten hurt.” Sure Coach Mack “Meemaw” Brown and Will Muschamp have moved on, but the Texas fanbase is still the worst bunch of losers I’ve ever encountered.
Here is a tweet from last week still bitching about it:
It’s 2015 Texas, let it go.
THE CASE FOR THE AGGIES:
Hey remember when everyone said Kevin Sumlin was the next great coach and the Aggies were going to beat Alabama regularly? That was a such fun summer for their fans, it’s too bad the reality of football season had to hit. Sorry ’bout your male cheerleaders and all but you aren’t a major force in the SEC. Heck Missouri has two divisional championships, what have you weirdos ever done but chant?
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OHIO STATE VS. SOUTHERN MISS
THE CASE FOR OHIO STATE:
It’s not really about Ohio State, though their fans have been pretty damn annoying since January, it’s about Urbie. How many more Urbie vs. Saban stories must the media shove down our gullets? Urbie is a great coach, I’ll keep Saban though thank you very much.
Is it just me or do Ohio State fans talk more about beating Alabama than Oregon? Alabama was the semi-final game, yet that’s the game they gloat on. We get it, you guys won, you have a great team. You don’t need to keep trying to prove to the world that you’re significant, in fact the more you yell the more people will question it.
THE CASE FOR SOUTHERN MISS:
So this one is a little harder to justify, but hang with me. I really wanted to include some of Alabama’s traditional old opponents to see what, if any, hate was left for them. Southern Miss was a regular opponent of the Tide for many years. In fact we’ve played Southern Miss 42 times, including this past year.
Southern Miss has won some of those games too, I remember a particularly bad 21-0 loss in 2000 that I never heard the end of from my Southern friends.
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