Your Weekly Auburn Zen: Toomer’s Edition
In psychology, there is a term called projection. First conceptualized by Sigmund Freud, our old buddy Wikipedia refers to it as: a defense mechanism in which a person unconsciously rejects his or her…Read More
Auburn Zen: If you can’t beat us, join us!
No one in this photo has ever delivered illegal benefits to recruits or current players. Would we lie? Mandatory Credit: John Reed-USA TODAY Sports Lost in the extraordinary hype of a cheating-ass Bammer…Read More
Thoughts and Analysis: Alabama in the NFL Draft
AUBURN ZEN: Selena Roberts is a no-talent hack who needs to turn in her Weegle diploma!
Like the rest of Weegle Nation, we were simultaneously surprised and not surprised that the hack media again tried to take a shot at us – this time in the form of Selena Roberts (Auburn, ’88)…Read More
Your Weekly Auburn Zen – No-Huddle Edition
It’s a slow news month for college football, but what apparently isn’t slow are the practices on the Plains. the Gus Bus is in high gear, or so they say on the Auburn message boards. Here’s…Read More
AUBURN ZEN: Unveiling the ultimate NCAA Tournament bracket!
Here it is, folks … the “key” to this year’s NCAA Tournament bracket! Just copy this photo down and turn it in to your pool-jockey, and wait three weeks for the CASH to roll in…Read More
Your Weekly Auburn Zen – Jay Jacobs Edition
It’s that time again, where we check in on the farm by taking a look at what they’re saying…Read More
Ramone Jerdun – TideFall
In part 2 of our saga, Auburn Intelligence Agent Ramone Jerdun was trapped in the subterranean lair…Read More
Auburn Zen: Pshaw, who needs Scott Cochran or a $9 million weight room?
“YEAH YEAH YEAH, YOU’LL NEVER FIND THAT HIDDEN HGH!” Mandatory Credit: Kelly Lambert-USA…Read More
Auburn Football: Jay Jacobs’ Inbox
To celebrate Auburn Sucks Day, we had Kevin Ross hack into Jay Jacobs’ email account and took a sampling…Read More
The Ballad of Jay Jacobs
John Reed-USA TODAY Sports On December 22, 2004, the plan was complete. After working 20 years in Auburn…Read More
Softball suffers third-straight sweep in Baton Rouge
Auburn Zen: 500 days? Seesh, Bammer, y’all are counting?
“WE ARE PARAGONS OF VIRTUE!” Mandatory Credit: John Reed-USA TODAY Sports When it came to…Read More
Auburn Football: Your Weekly Auburn Zen – Greatest Hits Edition
In honor of Auburn’s 500th day without an SEC football victory, we wanted to compile a greatest…Read More
Ramone Jerdun – The Man With the Golden Marmot
In Part I of our continuing saga, Auburn Intelligence Agent Ramone Jerdun was led into the secret lair…Read More
Auburn Zen: Bammer’s QB will be the ruination of Bammer
“My girlfriend’s too sexy for me!” Photo Credit: Marvin Gentry-USA TODAY Sports Unlike…Read More
Auburn lands 167* commitments at recent Junior Day!
The guy on the left isn’t a New York Yankee, but we paid him like he was one while he was at AWBUN!…Read More
Ramone Jerdun: Into the Bammer’s Lair
The kid – like all University of Alabama students in the offseason, was sallow-faced and jumpy. I…Read More
Auburn Zen: NFL Combine sensation Leon Sandcastle actually prepped at … Auburn?
***BREAKING NEWZ*** The quest to learn more about NFL Combine sensation Leon Sandcastle has reached…Read More
Auburn Football: Your Weekly Auburn Zen – Rims Edition
It’s that time again, where we track the black helicopters that are buzzing around the Auburn…Read More
Auburn Zen: NFL Combine is Bammer’s Trail Of Tears
Watch it jiggle! INDIA-NIPPLEUS | Here at the AuburnZen World HQ (just off Wire Road, turn left at the…Read More
Auburn Zen: Ramone Jerdun – A Spy is Born
In the spring of 1973, just after the glorious”Punt Bama Punt” victory, a shadowy cabal…Read More
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