YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS LES MILES
[hiccup] I love that you picked me. I’ma tell you right now as an experience, dammit, I’m going to enjoy that one as much as I hate to admit it. [hiccup] And I know you had other choices… damned if I’m not impressed with your candor! Now I’m not saying you should have picked someone else, that would have been a penalty of play. I’m just happy you picked me man.
Are you Italian by the way? Because if you are… [hiccup] I just want to remind everybody that it’s Columbus Day. That all those of you that know Italians and like Italians are the people that might venture on to a ship and travel to explore and find new lands, this is your day. It’s not St. Patty’s Day. That’s a different day entirely.
[Les begins singing the Efflie 65 hit “I’m Blue” then passes out.]
So are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.