Auburn Fans Want To Fire Gus Malzahn
Auburn fans online are ready to fire Gus Malzahn over the Sugar Bowl loss, and of course they have already picked out their next savior coach.
It was inevitable really. Auburn fans online are turning on Coach Gus Malzahn and have of course already decided who the next great Tiger coach should be. Get ready to laugh at Barners being Barners.
Bro couldn’t even stay up to watch his team in the Sugar Bowl, but is ready to fire Malzahn.
Can I have my $200 back for you all wasting my time? @CoachGusMalzahn @FootballAU @jayjacobsauad
— Holland 🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚🦚 (@jdh0019) January 3, 2017
That’s how football games work, if your team loses you get a refund.
I left ya lamp outside by the library, the uhaul came to move your stuff. Your flight booked. Have a nice life. @CoachGusMalzahn
— PrimeTimeToeStan (@RiceKrispTweetz) January 3, 2017
Leaving a lamp sitting around in Auburn is a fire hazard, didn’t a cow kicking over a lantern cause the Chicago fire?
It’s always time to start over in Auburn isn’t it?
Yeah just turn down the Sugar Bowl, that’s totally reasonable.
FIRE YOURSELF!
@CoachGusMalzahn you're about to be 1-3 in bowl games. #NewCoach2017
— Corey Killingsworth (@coreyWDE) January 3, 2017
I don’t like to be a hashtag critic, but there will be lots of new coaches in 2017. Perhaps you should be more specific when you write your next letter to Santa.
@AURobUSA so how do we correct this problem @CoachGusMalzahn find your #swagger again. Your finesse. Your confidence
— GRITS girl (@Reneboyd18) January 3, 2017
OF COURSE, this is why Auburn lost, a lack of swagger. We all know that swagger is what wins football games.
I bet Gray loves Jesus.
And here we go, the savior coach of the moment is Chip Kelly! You know Chip Kelly, he’s the guy who lost to Gene Chizik, who they fired to hire Gus Malzahn.
I'll wake up in the morning and Chip Kelly will be at Auburn. Goodnight y'all!
— Eddie Porter (@eddieporter42) January 3, 2017
Go back to bed.
I think 3 things could really help Auburn next year. 1. Jarrett Stidham 2. Chip Kelly 3. Jeremy Johnson graduating!#WDE
— Jamie Gilmore (@Listen2Gib) January 3, 2017
Well you’re going to get two out of three at least.
Beware If you search the #firegusmalzahn hashtag today, the Barners have their torches and pitchforks out.
— Sad about sports guy (@MattyMok) January 3, 2017
I love AU, but @jayjacobsauad MUST fire Malzahn. #OurCoachIsAJoke #FireGusMalzahn
— Cole Muzio (@ColeMuzio) January 3, 2017
Barners, can we talk for a second? I know you all love firing coaches, but the Sugar Bowl is the best bowl you could have gone to outside of the playoff. Auburn did way better this year than anyone expected them to do. Are you really ready to fire another coach who has had success for the allegedly great offensive mind that has never really accomplished anything? Of course you are, you’re Auburn.
Personally I hope Gus stays at Auburn forever, it’s about family after all isn’t it?