Zen MasterZen Master

Auburn Zen is his lifeblood, and the Zen Master will take every opportunity to point out how "special" Awbun Weegle athletics is different than Bammer. His stylings live here as proof of his double-agent ways. Be warned, he may or may not have ridden the "short bus" to various "schools" in Lee County ... E-mail him at [email protected]

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Auburn Zen: If you can’t beat us, join us!

Lost in the extraordinary hype of a cheating-ass Bammer team flying on the state government’s dime to Washington, D.C., to press the flesh with our quasi-socialist president was some REAL NEWZ breaking…Read More

AUBURN ZEN: Selena Roberts is a no-talent hack who needs to turn in her Weegle diploma!

Like the rest of Weegle Nation, we were simultaneously surprised and not surprised that the hack media again tried to take a shot at us – this time in the form of Selena Roberts (Auburn, ’88)…Read More

AUBURN ZEN: Unveiling the ultimate NCAA Tournament bracket!

Here it is, folks … the “key” to this year’s NCAA Tournament bracket! Just copy this photo down and turn it in to your pool-jockey, and wait three weeks for the CASH to roll in…Read More

Auburn Zen: Pshaw, who needs Scott Cochran or a $9 million weight room?

Our virtual padnah-in-Weegle-love War Blogle today noted that, like Bammer, our mighty Awbun Tiggers have updated our weight room to keep up with The Barrett Joneseses to our West. But unlike Bammer,…Read More

Auburn Zen: 500 days? Seesh, Bammer, y’all are counting?

When it came to our attention late last week that the witty, clever BanditRef was championing some sort of “Auburn’s 500 Days Celebration”, we simply figured “heck, it is about…Read More

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Auburn Zen: Bammer’s QB will be the ruination of Bammer

Unlike 99 percent of you Bammers, your humble ZenMaster has been in the presence of Joe Willie Namath…Read More

Auburn lands 167* commitments at recent Junior Day!

Because everyone who is anyone knows that your humble ZenMaster is the one entity who knows the true…Read More

Auburn Zen: NFL Combine sensation Leon Sandcastle actually prepped at … Auburn?

***BREAKING NEWZ*** The quest to learn more about NFL Combine sensation Leon Sandcastle has reached…Read More

Auburn Zen: NFL Combine is Bammer’s Trail Of Tears

INDIA-NIPPLEUS | Here at the AuburnZen World HQ (just off Wire Road, turn left at the big ol’ briar…Read More

Four arrested … Et tu, Bammer?

Our alter ego at BamaHammer.com broke the news this morning that four Bammer football players were in…Read More

Saban to become next Pope: Process THAT, Bammers!

VATICAN CITY — The breaking news out of the smallest nation on the planet this morning is that…Read More

Jay G.W.D.E. Tate Wrong

Like many in the Weegle Nation, we saw the AuburnSports.com poast by the illustrious Jay G.W.D.E. Tate…Read More

WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

Today is National Signing Day, which in years past was a CELEBRATION for us here in Weegle Nation and…Read More

When you can’t even hold on to a kid with your logo as a tattoo …

Sigh. We just don’t know what else to say here at AuburnZen.com World HQ (just off Wire Road,…Read More

Who needs running backs, anyway?

Because The Gus Bus and his all-star cast of assistant coaches do no wrong on the recruiting trail,…Read More

Tom Luginbarner breaks down Bammer’s recruiting ‘class’

As y’all now, the Auburn Talking Points is a massive and wide-ranging initiative designed to present…Read More

Bammer ‘Gomer’ Nabors channels his inner Cam Newton

Scrolling the national news sites yesterday afternoon while we waited for strong storms to do $20 million…Read More

Cameron Toney “gets it” (in more ways than one) …

There are some people in the world who understand what makes it actually go ’round, and some who…Read More

NO 2011 TITLE FOR YOU, BAMMER!

News is breaking today from SI.com about several Alabama players being involved with the ridiculous…Read More

WE’RE NO. 1!!!!!!

In addition to discovering that our mighty Awbun Tigers actually went undefeated in 2012 and captured…Read More