Your Weekly Auburn Zen: Transcript Edition
By Tony Breland
It’s that time again, where we go to the guidance counselor’s office and see who’s waving a towel behind closed doors, by visiting the Auburn message boards. As always, spelling and grammar errors are in the originals.
"Just heard about this also…not looking good at ALL, but I don’t think it has anything to do with AU, except that Jovon will not be able to play…."
"It’s painfully obvious that our recruiting class strikes fear and everything in their power will be done to try to tear it apart."
"I wonder who brought this to light. That is the question, who is the wizard behind this curtain."
"I gotta hand it to the turds…. They sure do know how to deflect things off of their own controversies cuz with the news today im pretty sure no one in the state or national media will be taking about Paige, Pensacola, or Foley anymore so pruitt and company can just continue with normal cheating operations. The timing of all this is just a little to funny to me."
"I just don’t know why people are automatically thinking that Auburn had something to do with it. Why would your mind instantly go there?"
"Its funny how many bammers have said something to the effect of “Glad he is gone. He was a thug anyway. My least favorit player besides Scam Newton, Im glad coach saban has high moral players”. Its comical since they live in their own little world where everything crimson is clean and everybody else are cheating thugs."
"I’ve said for years, when Auburn is challenging for supremecy, watch out for the bammers. They’ll dig, lie and initiate investigations to negate our success. If our recruiting continues to be top notch, look for the midget to come up with more shit. Study history because it never fails. We have to run a clean program even though they don’t."
"I think it’s high time that Auburn sue the NCAA bammer has been turned in for the Chapman/DJ Fluker deal and now there is a high school coach who has gone on written record that bammer has moved another recruit to a place where he can qualify easier, yet we have not heard one PEEP about this on the national scene or if any NCAA investigators have even looked into the allegations."
"We have a kid, whose records are doctored, and they immediately swarm to Memphis about this?! Does this not seem like a witch hunt to any one else?"
"We have heard internet rumors for years on other schools recruiting tactics, yet NO investigations. Why Auburn?"
"And I know that this might be from Tennessee or ole piss, but they haven’t been exactly squeaky clean, have they? And I DO realize that if we sue, then all records can be opened then, but I do believe that we need to hit them where they hurt, so they will stop targeting us(and I know that if we did something wrong then we deserve to be punished)."
"Why don’t we ever turn around and be dirty recruiters like the rest that will soon be yelling we are going on probation? Tell the truth that a counselor changed Javons grades to try and help him out and the dirty SOB’s at school, take your pick, turned him into the NCAA to help themselves an hurt us. They didn’t care about anyone or anything except taking care of themselves. Would you really feel safe with coaches that are out for themselves and destroy kids just because they didn’t go to their school?"
"Did Slimescum have on Cindrich when he talked about Saban cheating, or the coach from Pensacola talking about Jeremy Pruitt getting a kid to transfer to “fix his grades”?"
"Common sens, when it applies to AU, not allowed here under all circumstances. Weird place this is."
"We have done nothing wrong just like Cam. Relax."
"Bunch of little girls ITT. Don’t worry about it. I assure you our compliance department is all over it. Worst case scenario, the kid is ruled ineligible. He has never played a down, Auburn can’t control someone changing his grades, and Auburn can’t be held liable. Honestly, if we have boosters cheating, they are damn good at it and won’t get caught. Eat some midol and a few xanex and relax. Football is upon us, enjoy the season."
"Not saying this is the case at all, but If this is “sour grapes” and this person changed his grades without him knowing because he chose AU over Tenn, Ole Miss or whoever, then I hope the NCAA lets the kid play and seek charges against the person."
"Can;t help but wonder who is behind this. Smells like turds all the way. Now is the time for us to press the NCAA about their issues."
"Sounds like one big crimpsun herring to me…"
"A lot of turds are outing themselves. Our recruiting is driving them “flipping crazy”:)…..and they are concerned about their own recruiting."
"My first reaction is that it would not however after a little thought I could see where spuat, ut, ugay would try and plant a little bug about it."
And finally, some questions are better left unasked:
"Are we going to have to forfeit all the scrimmages he played in?"