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Your Weekly Auburn Zen is by far the most popular feature we serve up each week, so we thought it might be worthwhile to shed a little light on the delusional ravings of our other SEC opponents. This week, we travel to Fayetteville, to see what Hawg fans have to say about Saturday’s game with the Tide. If you’d like to see this become a regular feature during the season, let us know in the comments.
"Beating Alabama would ease the embarrassment but it want solve the overall problem. This coaching staff would surly screw up again somewhere along the line. I harbor no ill will towards any of the coaches but we have to get a new (right) coaching staff. Also. if possible, a new A.D."
"ZERO percent chance of that happening. ZERO! Like seeing bigfoot spontaneous combust while eating the lockness monster with UFO’s filming the event with a dark matter camera and sending it to santa clause for a christmas gift would happen before we beat Alabama with these clown coaches we have."
"Shoot, right now I’d settle for a defense that can contend against the perennial powerhouse that is ULM’s offense."
"Well dude….last time I checked, the definition of winning is scoring more points than the other team. Guess what, if you score 73 and they score 72, guess what, they count that as a win. Also if you score 3 and they score 2 you win. So you can throw this stupid BS about Nick Saban or your boy Nutt but I think every fan just wants to win."
"Beat Bama back to the dressing room maybe. Unless this staff pulls a Hootie, we will be humiliated at home. Can we just collect dog poo for the entire week and dump it in huge piles on Jeff Long’s front lawn so we can give him the exact same treatment that he gave our football program."
"I think it is very possible that this team comes out Saturday and plays this game as if it were their last, the same as we did in 07 with Nutt when we had nothing to lose against #1 LSU at Death Valley and shocked the world."
"I know our defense isn’t great, but Bama couldn’t even break 35 against Western Kentucky. I can maybe see this happening if Wilson is out but not a chance if he plays. don’t let pessimism blind your judgement"
"I just watched the Western Kentucky-Bama game replay on espin-3, and although they won that game pretty big, ajmac was on the ground alot and WK made alot of 1st downs. I say right now if we dont put the ball on the ground, and no picks,we will win a shoot out. Bama did not show the same d as last year, and there are holes. We have to pressure and the LBs have to step up. Yes, overrated."
"They might be overrated if they played an NFL schedule, but right now they look like they could crush any other college team."
"We beat Bama and I get a special treat from my girl. I’m talking Forbidden zone action."
"This game will be more like a goat being eviscerated with a chain saw. Let’s just hope the injuries are few and minor."
"Some of you people need to take a deep breath. Maybe ride your bicycle around the block. Or off a cliff, whatever."
"Honestly like everyone else, I doubt it. I was thinking before halftime that Alabama was gonna whoop us pretty good. Only got assured more so of that as the game went on. However, ULM was a 30 point underdog to us. So who is to say we can’t pull a 30 point upset also. I say we can take Alabama. But we need to fire all the coaching staff and let Tyler Wilson be the HC, OC, and DC. Maybe let Dennis Johnson do some coaching too. Might as well since nobody else wants to do their jobs."
"Sweet Jesus, do we have to do this “Alabama is overrated” crap every year?"
And finally, one Razorbacks fan is an eternal optimist:
"Arkansas 27-23. Defense will give up some yards, but plays with much more pride and holds bama to several field goals. Tyler caps of a signature performance with a game-winning 80 yd TD drive in the final minutes with his team trailing by 3. Scoring play will be a 17 yd TD on a wheel route to Wingo"
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