Auburn Tigers Fans React To Rashaan Evans Decision

Nov 30, 2013; Auburn, AL, USA; Auburn Tigers fans celebrate on the field after defeating the Alabama Crimson Tide at Jordan Hare Stadium. Auburn Tigers won 34-28. Shanna Lockwood-USA TODAY Sports

Top OLB recruit Rashaan Evans shocked the Auburn Tigers by signing with the Alabama Crimson Tide. The reaction, as you can imagine, was a meltdown by the Auburn faithful. We’re celebrating this recruiting coup by Nick Saban and Kirby Smart with an all-Rashaan edition of Your Weekly Auburn Zen. And this week, we’re throwing in bonus Tweets from angry Barners. Spelling errors, as always, belong to the authors.

Suffice to say, Auburn fans are pretty frickin’ mad:

"frickkkkkkkkk"

"frick Rashaan Evans."

"frick this. This one hurts."

"Holy frick"

"frick"

"I just wasted 30 fricking min for that!"

"frick it !!!!!!"

"frick this horsesh&t…."

"Damn it. We got trolled."

"Can someone tell me why we didn’t recruit Rashaan for Cass’ position and sell him on the idea of competition?"

"Yep, I wish the coaches wouldn’t have gone through the dog and pony show last weekend at the birthday part. That shite is the real embarassing part."

"He will be a beast LB at BAMA. Here he would of been in pass coverage 60% of the time"

"Tre and De’Shaun be fine. Auburn filled their needs perfectly. Evans was icing on the cake, if he chose to come to Auburn."

"If he had gone to UCLA it would make total sense. But to “leave” for Tuscaloosa is laughable."

"Yep. His excuse about not wanting to be around his high school that moves on to Auburn is pretty funny. There’s a large percentage of AHS kids that goes to Alabama"

"We could have seriously used Evans. Who knows. At least Braden Smith will be able to block his arse coming off the edge"

"It was all Daddy. You think he would have learned that his dad wasn’t the one he should have listened to about picking a school to get him to the NFL."

"I think they do this on purpose tbh. I mean Liner took a red shirt and Reuben spent the year on Special Teams. Mason > Yeldon and Cyrus got his shite pushed in all season and will likely get some NFL QB destroyed. Im going full meltdown conspiracy mode and saying that Bama gets these guys just to keep them from Auburn but we win in the end when we beat their 5 star asses on the field"

"Yeah, we can spin it however, but it’s yet again another major fail where Bama kicks our shite in on NSD. The fact we had everyone running around calling him a lock doesn’t make any better."

"Honestly don’t know, and really don’t care. If someone doesn’t want to come to Auburn, I really don’t give a flying frick at a rolling doughnut about them."

"Doesn’t matter. Saban had a bigger talent gap this year than he will have next year and couldn’t win. Evans on the depth chart isn’t going to make enough of a difference to notice."

"But here is the thing – it will take him a few years to appreciate Auburn. It takes getting out to appreciate it. All of it."

"I blame Reuben “fathered a child at 12 years old” Foster."

"I find it really odd that you grow up in Auburn, your dad went to school there and you go elsewhere. I mean, he’ll come back to visit Auburn most likely and I’d think it would be really uncomfortable… for the rest of his life. Frustrating."

"I said it last year with Foster and pretty sure I said it the year before. We need to quit putting our eggs in one player’s basket. Even if we feel good about a player who’s telling our coaches all the right things, we should have multiple big name options for positions of need like LB."

"Yeah, look at all those “top-shelf” LB’s Bama has put in the NFL.  There’s…. mmmmm… oh, and then there’s… uhmmmmmm…"

"good riddance to Little Mister Drama Queen."

"Frick Foster-bastard Frick Alan Evans-#bosbackup"

"I had to watch that shite with a bammer. He has the biggest shite eating grin ever. frick"

"I literally saw Evans run on the field celebrating after the IB. How the frick does that kid end up at Bama?"

"What is it about a nice damn town like Auburn that makes athletes want to LEAVE for shit-holes like Tuscaloosa?"

"To hell with recruiting another damn player from Auburn High School! Let those bastards go to turdtown and concentrate on players out of state."

enjoy the bench for a few years. good luck stopping Gus when you finally find the field.