14. Patton Robinette – Vanderbilt
Nov 9, 2013; Gainesville, FL, USA; Vanderbilt Commodores quarterback Patton Robinette (4) pumps his fist and celebrates after they beat the Florida Gators at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. Vanderbilt Commodores defeated the Florida Gators 34-17. Kim Klement-USA TODAY Sports
Since Patton attends Vanderbilt, what he lacks in attractiveness he can make up for in brains. He might be on everyone’s favorite Homecoming team, but at least he’ll end up being more than a used car or insurance salesmen like the rest of his football contemporaries.