The SEC Tinder Game

Dan Mullen – The desperately trying to be hip old guy of the SEC

Turn-Ons: #HailState, #Hashtags, #Swagger, #MyShoes, #Xenu, #TomCruise #ClaimingThings

Turn-Offs: #SadThings, #TeamUpNorth, #ThingsThatAren’tHashtags

Body Type: a chubby David Miscarriage

Eye Color: shinier than by #bling homie!

About Dan:

Hey #homies it’s your super #swaggy coach Dan Mullen here. I was just trying on these new #kicks they sure are #fly. I’m like totally #radical and #cool-beans about them yo! Jus remember #millennial coach Mullen has all the #chill and you should play for him and not these #oldguys.

What Are You Looking For In A Partner?

Someone who understands that the only thing better than practice is a PIZZA PARTY!

What Do People Notice First About You?

All. That. Swag.

Favorite Band: Justin Bieber

Favorite Movie: That movie about Bieber

Religion: Scientology, seriously I can change your life and life things with my mind.

Sexual Preference: I’m out hustlin’ you know.

A Random Fact About You: One time I ran into Snoop Dogg and M&M and they said I was super dope!

If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be?

If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? I’d roll deep with my #HailState #homies

3 Things You Can’t Live Without: my #posse, my #whip, my #fitbit

Is Dan Mullen your #TrueLove, or will you keep looking?