The SEC Tinder Game
Dan Mullen – The desperately trying to be hip old guy of the SEC
Turn-Ons: #HailState, #Hashtags, #Swagger, #MyShoes, #Xenu, #TomCruise #ClaimingThings
Turn-Offs: #SadThings, #TeamUpNorth, #ThingsThatAren’tHashtags
Body Type: a chubby David Miscarriage
Eye Color: shinier than by #bling homie!
About Dan:
Hey #homies it’s your super #swaggy coach Dan Mullen here. I was just trying on these new #kicks they sure are #fly. I’m like totally #radical and #cool-beans about them yo! Jus remember #millennial coach Mullen has all the #chill and you should play for him and not these #oldguys.
What Are You Looking For In A Partner?
Someone who understands that the only thing better than practice is a PIZZA PARTY!
What Do People Notice First About You?
All. That. Swag.
Favorite Band: Justin Bieber
Favorite Movie: That movie about Bieber
Religion: Scientology, seriously I can change your life and life things with my mind.
Sexual Preference: I’m out hustlin’ you know.
A Random Fact About You: One time I ran into Snoop Dogg and M&M and they said I was super dope!
If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be?
If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? I’d roll deep with my #HailState #homies
3 Things You Can’t Live Without: my #posse, my #whip, my #fitbit
Is Dan Mullen your #TrueLove, or will you keep looking?