YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS BRET BIELEMA
A choice for Bret Bielema is the choice of someone who stands on their own two feet. No handouts for you my friend, you are a hearty true American who loves bacon and freedom and hates commies and cross-fit. God bless you sir or madam and the wise choice you’ve made.
You knew the Hogs were set to have a great year didn’t you? You clever son of a gun, well done.
So what’s next for you and Bret? Are you going to go build a cabin in the wooods together where you can seal your relationship in seclusion or are you off to win the SEC? The sky is truly the limit when you have a man like Bret Bielema at your side.
I salute you fine sir or madam, I salute you so very, very, freaking hard.
So are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.