YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS STEVE SPURRIER
I told you damn kids about getting on my yard. You think I care that you picked me? I don’t give a rats behind what you want, I want a damn quarterback?
Are you a quarterback? Are you a caddy? Well those are the only two things I need in my life so I guess we’re just up a creek without a paddle huh?
The fact that a scrawny little lunger like you thought you could toss with the Spurrier is a joke. Back in my day you had to have killed at least three Germans before you were allowed to look a real man in the eye, those were the days.
This generation is soft with their video games and twitface. In my day we yelled news from house to house and we liked it.
Damn kids.
So are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.