The SEC Tinder Game

YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS KEVIN SUMLIN

“Home, home on the range, where the beer and the antelope pay. Where seldom is heard a disparaging word, and the cows are not yellow or gray.”

Hi I’m ultra Texan Kevin Sumlin and you made the right choice. You see we may not have our own Network, but we are the premier football program in the state of Texas.

How do we know this? Because I just told you so. You see Texas won’t play us in football… and we may or may not want to play them either.

So now the only way to determine who the best team in Texas is to find out who can act the most Texan and I watch Walker Texas Ranger every day.

So are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.