The SEC Tinder Game

YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS UNCLE VERNE AND AUNT GARY

Verne – Well we are just pleased as punch that you chose us aren’t we Gary.

Gary – I hate you Verne, and I hate this rube too.

Verne – Whoa nelly Gary, that’s no way to talk to our new friend! He’s been a little testy lately, I think he needs to take some of that mapinicia … er hepiancia… um chimichanga, that’s it!

Gary – It’s called Echinacea Verne, and it’s worthless hogwash voodoo.

Verne – Why do you always do that? Why do you always have to run down my opinions when I’m just trying to help you?

Gary – Why do you have to believe every commercial you see between stupid soap operas?

Verne – MY STORIES AREN’T STUPID! (begins crying)

Gary – You see what you’ve done, it’ll take me all afternoon to calm him down now.

Are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.