Auburn Fans Never Learn, Hype Sean White

Auburn fans hyped quarterback Jeremy Johnson all off-season saying he was a Heisman lock. Today he was benched for Sean White and guess what Auburn fans are saying about the new QB?

I’m willing to bet money this guy thought Jeremy Johnson was a guaranteed Heisman winner too.

SEAN WHITE IS AUBURN MOSES Y’ALL!

Because assumptions have worked out so well.

Josh told all of you.

I’m so glad Jesus found time to help Auburn between all that worrying about starving kids in Darfur.

Is it lunch time?

LET’S COMPARE THE KID WHO HAS NEVER STARTED TO OTHER QUARTERBACKS BECAUSE IT WILL END WELL.

An era? Really? The kid hasn’t ever started and we are ready to say it’s the beginning of an era?

Do y’all really want to go on record claiming it’s going to be an era?

He’s already basically God to Auburn fans.

CAPSLOCK MEANS WIN!!!

I’m pretty sure “showing out” is exactly what you Auburn fans did by hyping Jeremy Johnson.

So he’s good at math?

WOW, THAT’S SO LIKE UM LIKE CRAZY OMG Y’ALL!

Those first games were mulligans right?

Shine on you crazy star!

He sure could, he could make it smile OR give it another black eye.

It wasn’t God, it was the dark lord Xenu.

And let me remind you Tom that this is exactly the kind of crap you all said about Jeremy Johnson.

I’m starting to think that the smartest thing ever done at Auburn isn’t all that impressive.

BONUS: This would be the most Mississippi State fan tweet ever if it included more hashtags.

I am a reasonable man, I know Alabama has QB issues too. I just want one of our QB’s to be solid. The Auburn family can’t settle for solid though, THEY MUST HAVE SEAN WHITE AUBURN MOSES! Never change Auburn, never change.