Alabama vs Tennessee: Time traveling to the last Vols victory

SPORTS

In the Superbowl the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Seattle Seahawks.

Matt Hasselback was the Seattle QB and the running back was… Shaun Alexander.  Roll Tide Shaun!  The last time Tennessee beat Alabama the Steelers were good.  I guess hill people succeed in packs.

The World Series was the St. Louis Cardinals over the Detroit Tigers; so it wasn’t like this year in 2016 when big teams are in it.  If the Mets, Cubs, Blue Jays, and Royals being in the playoffs does mean that Jesus is back I hope he waits until after Alabama gets another win over Tennessee.

As for sports heroes the same man won an ESPY award and the Kid’s Choice Award that year… LANCE ARMSTRONG.

You know who the real sports hero out of all of this is though?  Nick Saban.

Nick Saban has never lost to Tennessee, and he’s not about to start this week.  Get ready Vols, because next year we will be celebrating our tenth anniversary of being your football daddy.  I know, I know, Butch and bricks and sleeping giants.  The “giant” ya’ll all talk about isn’t sleeping, he’s in a damn coma and it doesn’t look good.

You can’t win hill people, just give up and get really into badminton or something.

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