Nick Saban Said A Bad Word, Get The &^%$ Over It

WARNING: This post uses words that only grownups should use, and naught grownups at that!

Nick Saban got a little heated in his press-conference yesterday and used some colorful language, this of course caused the internet to lose its mind.

So Nick Saban said that Georgia Southern ran through Alabama like “shit through a tin horn”, big *&^%ing deal.

Nick Saban is a football coach, sometimes football coaches curse.  If you’ve never seen or heard a football coach curse then you’re either not a football fan or you’re a Georgia Bulldogs fan. Have a great time at the Tax Slayer Bowl with Mark Richt you guys!

ACTUAL GEORGIA FAN COMPLAINT:

Nick Saban was annoyed because once again someone in the media asked him about Alabama playing a weak opponent late in the year.  If I was Nick Saban I’d be sick of this *&%^ too, here’s why:

• Alabama has the toughest schedule in all of college football.
• Nick Saban has called for power 5 schools to play nine conference games and only against other power 5 schools in out of conference before.  The truth is that if this happened the Big 12 and the Big 10 would just keel over and die. Baylor wants no part of Alabama in September.
• Everyone tries to takes a bye week before Alabama, Alabama needs some rest sometimes too.  It’s not Alabama’s fault that Auburn turned out to be terrible this year, we thought the Iron Bowl was going to be a tough game.
• The Big 12 and the Big 10 JUST THIS WEEK STARTED PLAYING GOOD TEAMS.  All season they have avoided playing tough games, now that they are they want to complain about the SEC? Get a grip.

So that’s why Nick Saban was upset and reminded the media that Georgia Southern ran through Alabama like “shit through a tin horn.”  The only problem I have with is that just like our angry UGA fan said the saying is “spit through a tin horn.” In Nick Saban’s version someone has just taken a dump in a trumpet.

As for those who are offended by “shit”… grow up.  If you don’t like it, then turn off the press conferences of the angry football coach you dullard.  Don’t expect the angry football coach to always act like he’s talking to a Sunday school class. You are Ned Flanders come to life.

I had one particularly interesting run in with the “classy” police this week.  I had a gentleman on Facebook tell me that my video where I read out some Auburn hate mail I got was “too full of strong language.”  Yes there are a lot of bad words in those emails, but I didn’t write the email and I bleeped out all the bad words.  So the sounds of the bleeps were offending this poor old man and his faith.  When you went to his Facebook page though it was all posts about online casinos.  So you see, none of us are perfect.

If you can’t deal with an occasional random curse word then perhaps the internet and sports aren’t for you.  I still think checkers might be the ticket.

In the words of the great Stephen Fry:

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I’m sorry that Nick Saban offended you, now get the *&^% over it.