Chip Kelly got fired by the Philadelphia Eagles about ten minutes ago and already Auburn fans are hoping on the “Chip Kelly to Auburn” train.
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Somethings in life are predictable, like death and taxes and Auburn fans being completely insane. Chip Kelly’s time with the Philadelphia Eagles and 47 quarterbacks on a roster in the NFL has come to a close. Meanwhile Auburn is set to play (and more than likely lose) the Birmingham Bowl tomorrow. Oh the stars have aligned if you’re a crazy Barner!
Here are the best “Chip Kelly to Auburn” tweets from Auburn fans.
I don’t know if pay is the issue with a program that can’t get anyone to commit to being its defensive coordinator.
Chip Kelly is gone? *cough* *cough* Auburn
— Quinn Solomon (@quinn_p) December 30, 2015
No, and you should get that cough looked at, it’s flu season.
Chip Kelly to auburn
— Caleb Chancey (@Chanceyyyyyyy) December 30, 2015
Does Chip get a say or nah?
I'd be 100% okay with Auburn pursuing Chip Kelly, but only if it were a for sure thing.
— Jordan Powell (@Smuphy) December 30, 2015
Jordan is ok with Chip Kelly, but only if Chip Kelly reads Auburn’s mind and commits to them before they ask.
Chip Kelly might as well come back to college. We need you at Auburn fam
— Dom Wick (@champ2times) December 30, 2015
Join the “fam” Chip, come and love us, be one with us, PRAISE XENU!
Oh no. I could see people at Auburn being dumb enough to want to force Gus out no matter what if Kelly is available next year. Please no
— Walt 🦚 (@AU_GS_Walt) December 30, 2015
It’s your brand bro.
Auburn being in the SEC is starting to look questionable, so they for sure aren’t NFL caliber.
Could Auburn Be In Play For Chip Kelly? (Click before tweeting irate responses. Trust me) https://t.co/A51jN8ulRz pic.twitter.com/jtyxWDSRTz
— College & Magnolia (@CollegeAndMag) December 30, 2015
Ten minutes after Chip is fired and Auburn blog is writing about how it’s totally going to happen.
1) South Carolina gets out of its contract with Muschamp
— you guessed it (@WarRoomEagle) December 30, 2015
2) South Carolina hires Chip Kelly
3) Gus introduces Auburn's new DC, Will Muschamp
I like this one… and don’t you know South Carolina is kicking themselves now?
I would like to see Chip Kelly start fresh and come be the offensive coordinator at Auburn for a year or so but doubt it happens
— Daniel (@1992Director) December 30, 2015
No see it’s a defensive coordinator you need…
Auburn needs to be on the phone right now with Chip Kelly.
— Joe Culpepper (@Jcdio) December 30, 2015
So much has changed since Auburn fans claimed that Gus was going to win it all this year. Seriously, THIS IS WHAT THE BARNERS WERE PREDICTING FOR THIS SEASON IN AUGUST.
Does Chip Kelly have twitter? Because Auburn fans will be tweeting him soon.
Auburn blogs have found their dog to wag during the likely Birmingham Bowl fiasco.
Well USC and LSU have coaches for next year. (I know he’s a UAB fan, but that’s pretty much the same thing as an Auburn fan right?)
@JtthomasESPN To be honest I doubt it but if we lost to Memphis Gus might be let go and Chip Kelly come in to Auburn
— Daniel (@1992Director) December 30, 2015
Malzahn’s obit is being written as we speak.
Bye bye chip kelly... I'll be honest. If he wants to come over to Auburn he's welcome
— Corey Perdew (@WAREAGLEof95) December 30, 2015
WE SHALL THROW TOIELT PAPER IN TREES AND SACRIFICE A GOAT TO CELEBRATE YOUR ARIVAL!
So... when can we hire Chip Kelly as coach? #Auburn
— Matt (@MRickG_) December 30, 2015
As soon as we get to Narnia.
Could chip kelly be headed to auburn if they lose against Memphis... would be interesting....
— SlingShot Vega (@vega32) December 30, 2015
Would be predictable and the same story as Malzahn.
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Isn’t Gus Malzahn an all offense guy that is supposed to just use offense to win the SEC? Has that worked? So why would Chip Kelly be different? Auburn fans y’all.