5 Reasons To Hate Clemson

ORANGE IS FOOD POISONING FOR YOUR EYES

Orange is the worst. There is nothing on this planet that is good and orange; even oranges themselves are just a messy acidic lower class fruit.

Have you ever heard someone ask for the orange piece of candy or the orange popsicle? No of course not, because they are the worst; and if someone did ask for an orange treat look out because that person is a sociopath.

Orange is horrible and offensive.  There are so many amazing wonderful colors in the world, and yet Clemson, like their lower class brethren at Auburn and Tennessee, have chosen orange as their school color.

I guess in the case of Clemson it comes from having a tiger as the mascot.

"“Oh well I guess we should be the horrible color of the tiger since we are going to be this dull overused mascot.” – Jebediah Clemson, the talking pig who founded Clemson"

Why are road cones orange? Because orange is horrible and it gets your attention.  If road cones were Crimson you might let them blend in to your surroundings because they wouldn’t make you want to bleed from your eyes.

Clemson of course also has purple, so it’s like Prince and a tiger had a horrible redneck lovechild in the ACC… gross.

We have of course saved the worst for last…

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