The 5 Best Nick Saban Rants Of 2015

#2 Nick Saban doesn’t like you overlooking Charleston Southern

If there’s one thing that will always get Nick Saban fired up it’s thinking the media aren’t taking a game seriously.  You may want to overlook that Charleston Southern game and start talking about the Iron Bowl… your readers want Iron Bowl talk after all.  Be warned though young reporter, if you try to get Nick Saban to look past a cupcake you are in for a heap of trouble.

In this case Nick Saban channeled his inner George Patton and reminded everyone what happened in the Georgia Southern game.

Saban didn’t invent “shit through a tin horn” of course, that was General George Patton.

"I don’t want to get any messages saying, “I am holding my position.” We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy’s balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn! – General George Patton"

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