Here are the best and funniest creepy tweets from Auburn fans to recruits begging them to join their cult.
Let’s get two things out of the way:
- All fanbases have creepy adults who tweet at teenagers begging them to come to their school.
- No adult should be tweeting at recruits, it’s weird.
That being said, there’s something extra creepy and insidious about the tweets from Auburn fans. It’s not that they say anything wrong… it’s just that all the family, love, and Jesus talk starts to feel like the next step is going to be to shave your head, wear magic pajamas, and drink some “special” Kool-Aid.
The Auburn “family” is a strange group and they are proving it with these hilariously creepy tweets.
Why is “family” in quotes here? Are you using family as a code word of some kind?
YES, FORGET ABOUT FOOTBALL SYSTEMS AND CONCENTRATE ON THE SYSTEM THAT LEADS YOU TO BE A LEVEL 6 AUDITOR!
Big things? At Auburn? Come on now.
This is another recruit’s dad, he’s apparently already gone through the conversion process.
And this is another cult member congratulating the father of that recruit on doing the bidding of the Lord Xenu.
A cult member goes after the hill people for corrupting a recruits head…
They always start out saying they want to be your friend.
Now they want to be clear that they have the best cult in the nation… SCREW YOU CUTCO KNIVES!
Cults love to call things “special”. They have special underwear, and special books, and special alone time in the cabin with Elder Jebediah…
Congratulations on making it this far… your journey to the dark side is now almost complete.
Best wishes… JOIN US OR REGRET YOUR CHOICE AS YOUR SOUL BURNS IN THE FIRES OF ALABAMA!
The cute emoji tigers take the edge off the creepy right?
Jesus take the wheel.
We all need to stop tweeting recruits because it’s weird for adult men to be sending tons of unsolicited messages to teenage boys, but Auburn needs to stop most of all… like “immediadiayely.”
PRAISE XENU, LORD OF THE AUBURN FAMILY!