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HOME GAME 6 ARKANSAS

Now it’s time for Auburn to face the good football team from Arkansas.

The last time Arkansas came to Auburn the elevator magically broke and trapped the Arkansas Offensive Coordinator during halftime… it’s funny how weird things like elevators, headsets, and sprinkler systems always seem to break at Auburn. This button reminds Arkansas that they are playing on Auburn’s janky home turf.

Let’s be real here, if Gus Malzahn loses to Nick Saban again (and he will) he’s going to be fired.  It’s a shame, because we want Gus Malzahn to stay at Auburn forever, but it’s probably inevitable. Who is the first guy Auburn is going to call when they have a job opening? Bobby Petrino of course, the same guy they tried to hire before. Bobby’s everything you expect in an Auburn man; he and Bruce Pearl are going to get on famously! This button takes the opportunity of playing Arkansas to go ahead and get Bobby’s cell so Auburn can start sexting him early.

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