There’s nothing like a Crimson Tide win and then, getting to look back at some of the Twitter posts you may have missed.
ICYMI: Alabama Football—This Sport is Saban’s World and We’re Just Here
Twitter is a wonderful thing, isn’t it? What can go wrong with a platform where fans, former players, journalists, analysts, and every other form of human being can instantly express their opinion with the click of a button?
Well, a lot.
The confidence in Alabama’s demise was high before kickoff, as it always seems to be. It has to end at some point, right?
I don't understand the logic in putting Bama No. 1 right now. I'd have LSU, Clemson, FSU and OU ahead, based on what they have this second.
— Heather Dinich (@CFBHeather) August 4, 2016
ESPN’s Heather Dinich couldn’t understand the logic in putting the most talented roster in the nation, and a program that has won four of the last seven national championships, at number one in a preseason poll. Or even in the top four. Instead, she chose two teams that lost their opener in OU and LSU.
Former USC wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson was also confident in his former team.
https://twitter.com/keyshawn/status/771180320628498433
This isn’t 1970, Keyshawn.
https://twitter.com/keyshawn/status/772206553973690369
Keyshawn even showed up in Dallas to watch the sure USC victory in person. The beat down DID begin roughly an hour after he hit send on this tweet, so he wasn’t exactly wrong.
Former Bama players and current Bama recruits were also keeping a close eye. 5-star WR commitment Jerry Juedy chimed in before kickoff.
https://twitter.com/jerryjeudy/status/772183224588001280
Heisman winner Mark Ingram held a family gathering to watch his former team.
https://twitter.com/MarkIngram22/status/772217856490483712
Even Joe Namath noticed how excited Coach Saban was to interact with the media before kick.
Can't ya tell Coach Saban just LOVES these pre game interviews
— Joe Namath (@RealJoeNamath) September 4, 2016
While USC was participating in a pre-game ritual to pump themselves up before a loss, Joe once again decided to prove that he is a national treasure.
Trojans comin' out holding hands...looks like they're scared to me
— Joe Namath (@RealJoeNamath) September 4, 2016
Never change, Joe.
A rather uneventful first quarter went on, but it was clear relatively early that the Alabama defense would not give up much in the run game. In fact, former Alabama DB Cyrus Jones found it comical that the Trojans would even attempt to run.
They really think they're going to run the ball? Lol
— Cy Jones (@CyJones_) September 4, 2016
Cyrus Jones has always been an under appreciated player, and the same goes for his Twitter game.
Then Jalen Hurts happened.
Are you kidding me with that cannon?! Holy shit.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) September 4, 2016
We have found ourselves a QB
— Mark Ingram II (@markingramII) September 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/NIckPerry_27/status/772243710109253632
Y'all done messed up now!!!! Hurts and the offense explosive!! This defense is crazyyyy!!!! Y'all messed up now!!!!! Ahaha bout to get ugly
— Mark Ingram II (@markingramII) September 4, 2016
What happens when u give Kiffin a versatile QB!
— Kevin Norwood (@MrClutch_83) September 4, 2016
"Hello, America. My name is Jalen Hurts." - Jalen Hurts (probably) pic.twitter.com/IC4M0zZvns
— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) September 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/KingHenry_2/status/772263534835146752
Well, I think it's safe to say this Jalen Hurts kid is pretty good.
— ESPN College Football (@ESPNCFB) September 4, 2016
Um that's a big-time throw by Hurts
— Derek Tyson (@DerekJTyson) September 4, 2016
The Alabama defense caught the eye of ESPN’s Peter Burns.
The game got out of hand quickly, and Samuel L. Jackson was no longer interested.
I'm getting the feeling USC might be all but physically on the plane home! Time to switch channels!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) September 4, 2016
Then the inevitable ‘Snakes On A Plane’ joke came from former Bama walk-on and movie star Caleb Castille.
https://twitter.com/CalebCastille/status/772249015299612673
Perhaps the worst take of the night was from former USC Tight End Alex Holmes, who thought Minkah Fitzpatrick receiving a testicular stomp was because the USC player “lost his balance.” He wasn’t joking.
I honestly believe when the Bama player pushed him he lost his balance. pic.twitter.com/LxIsXmVglM
— Alex Holmes (@Trojan81) September 4, 2016
Tim Williams summed up the night in one tweet.
Former NFL star Chad Johnson, former Bama stars, writers, and current players all reacted to Alabama’s dominating victory over USC.
Isn't there an unwritten rule as a coach about running up the score board?
— Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) September 4, 2016
Damn them boys good
— Dre Kirkpatrick (@DreKirkSWAG) September 4, 2016
Nick Saban 10-0 in season openers #GOAT
— Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (@haha_cd6) September 4, 2016
On further review (yes, just one week down), maybe the majority of the SEC is a fraud. That is, with one notable crimson-coated exception.
— Chris Low (@ClowESPN) September 4, 2016
This was the most one-sided loss in a season opener in USC history. The previous mark was a 30-0 loss to Whittier Reform School in 1896.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) September 4, 2016
Sitting by THE POOL EATING PRIME RIB I CANT FIGURE OUT WHATS MORE TENDER THAT USC DEF OR MY PRIME RIB. ROLLTIDE #USCvsBAMA
— DJ Fluker TheWarrior (@DJTheWarrior76) September 4, 2016
Alabama offensive lineman Bradley Bozeman thought tonight's 52-6 win was "mediocre." Seriously. https://t.co/PnsLC49fFz
— Alex Scarborough (@AlexS_ESPN) September 4, 2016
Bama will do that to you. https://t.co/HT3iyq797x
— shannon sharpe (@ShannonSharpe) September 4, 2016
USC star Adoree Jackson, perhaps the only silver lining for USC in their opener, sent a shout out to Calvin Ridley and Ardarius Stewart.
You win some and you lose some but you always live to fight another day... Shout to them boys at Bama #Salute
— Adoree' Jackson (@AdoreeKnows) September 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/AdoreeKnows/status/772302495615885312
And Heather even changed her mind.
My top 25 for this week: No. 1 Alabama .... (That's it.)
— Heather Dinich (@CFBHeather) September 4, 2016
Next: Hurts Accounts for 4 TDs in Win Over USC
We still have a whole season ahead to look back at the funny, brilliant, and even crazy tweets.