It's been a growing trend for people to ask AI entities such as ChatGPT to roast pictures of their family. But why stop there? It's not your family that deserves being roasted, it's the rivals of your favorite team.
Where better to start than with Tennessee, the low-down, dirty snitches that gather together seven times or so a year for the world's largest garbage truck workers' convention? And yes, I said all that just as an excuse to post the below video, perhaps the greatest use of YouTube ever:
Tennessee fans are on a bit of a high recently. After losing to Alabama 15 consecutive seasons, the Viles, er Vols, have won two of the last three matchups in the Third Saturday in October. They also made the College Football Playoff last season. It's been the pinnacle of Tennessee athletics over the last 20+ years.
Hell, they made a commemorative coffee table book to highlight a season where they beat Alabama, but won nothing else. It feels like '98 in Knoxville any time Tennessee finishes above .500 these days.
It's been a hilarious offseason for Tennessee. They lost their starting QB, their savior that they paid a massive salary to get him to leave sunny California for the backwoods of Tennessee. Now, where Tennessee goes from here is uncertain.
But what is certain is that Tennessee is terrible and they will always be terrible. Just ask ChatGPT.
ChatGPT dunks on Tennessee
"Tennessee football is just a live-action history channel special for how things used to be."
"Beating Alabama twice doesn’t erase two decades of being Kentucky with a bigger stadium."
"Tennessee’s biggest rival isn’t Alabama. It’s reality."
"Tennessee’s next national championship parade should be held at the Knoxville Museum of Ancient History."
"Tennessee’s goalpost lasted longer underwater than their playoff hopes did above ground."
"Vols fans spend more time reliving 1998 than they do watching their offense in the second half."
"Every Tennessee season preview should just say ‘This is our year’ — and a picture of a clown car."
"Tennessee’s recruiting pitch: 'Come lose big games in orange pants and blame the refs!'
ChatGPT also roasted Tennessee head coach Josh Heupel, aka adult Bobby Hill:
"Heupel's halftime adjustments are just him staring at a plate of chili cheese fries and hoping for the best."
"Josh Heupel calls plays like he’s playing Madden blindfolded and 30 beers deep."
"Heupel’s clock management looks like he learned it from a cartoon bomb countdown."
"Josh Heupel’s motto: Score early, stress late, fold always."
Tennessee fans are living it up after beating Alabama last season and winning two of the last three meetings. They're just as excited as when they last won a national title, if any of them can remember that far back.
But at the end of the day, they'll always be living in the Crimson Tide's shadow. And the next trophy they bring back to Knoxville will be for some meaningless also-ran bowl game. Maybe they'll get another book for their coffee tables out of it.