The SEC Tinder Game

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Turn-Ons: money, huge sums of money, mountains of Texas oil money, the dance

Turn-Offs: sticking with a falling star, chaining yourself to a sinking ship

Body Type: meatball sub

Eyes: dollar signs

About John:

I’m John, are you here because I’m rich or because of my defense? No one ever appreciates me for what I want to be appreciated for… my love of dance.

What Are You Looking For In A Partner?

I suppose any ole offense will do… but what my heart really cries out for is the tango, and we all know it takes two to Tango.

What Do People Notice First About You?

My defense, but I wish it was my dancer’s legs.

Favorite Band: Anyone who plays salsa

Favorite Movie: Footloose

Religion: My soul longs to dance

Sexual Preference: Is there anything more sensual than the tango?

A Random Fact About You:

I spend as much time on my choreography as I do my defensive schemes.

If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? bird of paradise

If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? I’d be on Dancing with the Stars

3 Things You Can’t Live Without: Music, Dance, Linebackers