The SEC Tinder Game
Turn-Ons: money, huge sums of money, mountains of Texas oil money, the dance
Turn-Offs: sticking with a falling star, chaining yourself to a sinking ship
Body Type: meatball sub
Eyes: dollar signs
About John:
I’m John, are you here because I’m rich or because of my defense? No one ever appreciates me for what I want to be appreciated for… my love of dance.
What Are You Looking For In A Partner?
I suppose any ole offense will do… but what my heart really cries out for is the tango, and we all know it takes two to Tango.
What Do People Notice First About You?
My defense, but I wish it was my dancer’s legs.
Favorite Band: Anyone who plays salsa
Favorite Movie: Footloose
Religion: My soul longs to dance
Sexual Preference: Is there anything more sensual than the tango?
A Random Fact About You:
I spend as much time on my choreography as I do my defensive schemes.
If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? bird of paradise
If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? I’d be on Dancing with the Stars
3 Things You Can’t Live Without: Music, Dance, Linebackers