The SEC Tinder Game

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Doug Nussmeier – The guy redzone disorder of the SEC

Turn-Ons: Passing the ball on all three downs

Turn-Offs: The redzone

Body Type: healthy other than my redzone dysfunction

Eyes: on the ball, which I will always pass

About Doug:

I’m a man just like any other man expect that I suffer from redzone dysfunction. Redzone dysfunction is very common in offensive coordinators my age, so I talked to my doctor. He prescribe Cialis. I’m still not getting in the endzone, but I have a great erection.

What Are You Looking For In A Partner?

Someon who understands that redzone dysfunction can be a sensitive issues and that it’s not her, it’s me.

What Do People Notice First About You?

My smile, and my handful of Cialis.

Favorite Band: Areosmith, how are those guys doing it after all these years?

Favorite Movie: Sean Connery, no way he has R.D.

Religion: I was kicked out for constantly talking about R.D. “like it’s a real thing”.

Sexual Preference: in a totally different bathtub

A Random Fact About You: I’m hoping to raise awareness about R.D. in Florida now!

If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? Probably an Elephant… I think you know why.

If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? I’d be a sports doctor out there fighting R.D.

3 Things You Can’t Live Without: my Viagra, my Cialis, my Flintstones Vitamin

Are you the kind and understanding soul that Dough has been looking for, or will you continue your search for true love?