The SEC Tinder Game
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Doug Nussmeier – The guy redzone disorder of the SEC
Turn-Ons: Passing the ball on all three downs
Turn-Offs: The redzone
Body Type: healthy other than my redzone dysfunction
Eyes: on the ball, which I will always pass
About Doug:
I’m a man just like any other man expect that I suffer from redzone dysfunction. Redzone dysfunction is very common in offensive coordinators my age, so I talked to my doctor. He prescribe Cialis. I’m still not getting in the endzone, but I have a great erection.
What Are You Looking For In A Partner?
Someon who understands that redzone dysfunction can be a sensitive issues and that it’s not her, it’s me.
What Do People Notice First About You?
My smile, and my handful of Cialis.
Favorite Band: Areosmith, how are those guys doing it after all these years?
Favorite Movie: Sean Connery, no way he has R.D.
Religion: I was kicked out for constantly talking about R.D. “like it’s a real thing”.
Sexual Preference: in a totally different bathtub
A Random Fact About You: I’m hoping to raise awareness about R.D. in Florida now!
If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? Probably an Elephant… I think you know why.
If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? I’d be a sports doctor out there fighting R.D.
3 Things You Can’t Live Without: my Viagra, my Cialis, my Flintstones Vitamin
Are you the kind and understanding soul that Dough has been looking for, or will you continue your search for true love?