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Houston Nutt – Crazy Person

Turn-Ons: trickeration, strategery, foosball, heppin peeple

Turn-Offs: getting fired, big words, transfer quarterbacks

Body Type: if you are what you eat then I’m probably 84% possum

Eyes: one time I stared at the sun for like 45 minutes straight, they’ve been fuzzy since then

About Houston:

Hi I’m Houston Dale Nutt, I used to be the head coach of the Arkysaw hogs, den I was the head coach of the Ole Miss bear people, now I live in a box!

What Are You Looking For In A Partner?

I love looking, but are we playing hide and seek? NOT IT!!!

What Do People Notice First About You?

Probably my soothing voice, or the fact that I only have seven toes.

Favorite Band: any band with a banjo is OK by me

Favorite Movie: any movie with Burt Reynolds is OK by me

Religion: any religion with snakes is OK by me

Sexual Preference: I prefer humans

A Random Fact About You: My brother’s name is Dickie!

If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? I’d be the majestic possum

If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? Well I don’t really do nothing now…

3 Things You Can’t Live Without: Possums, Dickie, Peeple To Hep