Pat Dye – The old man looking for a young bride of the SEC
Turn-Ons: Pawl, Aubren, South Eastern Pond Management, Matlock
Turn-Offs: Bama, dry counties
Body Type: the crypt keeper
Eye Color: glazed over
About Pat:
Huh, Wha, Where? Pawl I want to tell you this is just like when we fought the Kaiser… I mean the Bear. But first let me tell you about Southern Pond Management… you got a pond?
What Are You Looking For In A Partner?
I’m looking for someone with a steady enough hand to pour my wisky.
What Do People Notice First About You?
That I’m literally just dust in clothes at this point, GO AUBREN!
Favorite Band: That fife and drum guy from the revolution.
Favorite Movie: Cocoon
Religion: I’ll find out soon
Sexual Preference: found memories
A Random Fact About You: I’m still wary of tape recorders.
If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? A tortoise, because my current age would be normal for them.
If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? I’d just concentrate on being Pawl’s granpappy.
3 Things You Can’t Live Without: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and the video board
Is Pat Dye your sugar daddy soulmate or will you keep looking?