The SEC Tinder Game

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Pat Dye – The old man looking for a young bride of the SEC

Turn-Ons: Pawl, Aubren, South Eastern Pond Management, Matlock

Turn-Offs: Bama, dry counties

Body Type: the crypt keeper

Eye Color: glazed over

About Pat:

Huh, Wha, Where? Pawl I want to tell you this is just like when we fought the Kaiser… I mean the Bear. But first let me tell you about Southern Pond Management… you got a pond?

What Are You Looking For In A Partner?

I’m looking for someone with a steady enough hand to pour my wisky.

What Do People Notice First About You?

That I’m literally just dust in clothes at this point, GO AUBREN!

Favorite Band: That fife and drum guy from the revolution.

Favorite Movie: Cocoon

Religion: I’ll find out soon

Sexual Preference: found memories

A Random Fact About You: I’m still wary of tape recorders.

If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? A tortoise, because my current age would be normal for them.

If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? I’d just concentrate on being Pawl’s granpappy.

3 Things You Can’t Live Without: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and the video board

Is Pat Dye your sugar daddy soulmate or will you keep looking?