The SEC Tinder Game

YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS BUTCH JONES

SO YOU HAVE DEICDED TO ADIMT THAT THE GLORIOUS BUTCH JONES OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF TENNESSEE VOLS IS THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH AND ALL OTHER SEC TEAMS MUST BOW AND COWER BEFORE HIS GREATNESS?

YOU HAVE CHOSEN WISELY FOR IMPERIAL PIGDOGWORMS. SURELY THIS IS A SIGN THAT ONE DAY YOU MAY BE ABLE TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT BUTCH JONES WIHTOUT HIS GLORIOUS LIGHT BURNING YOUR FACE OFF LIKE THAT SCENE AT THE END OF INDIANA JONES AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT.

BUTCH JONES IS NUMBER ONE BEST COACH AND TENNSSEE HAS WON EVERY GAME AGAINST ALABAMA EVER. IT HAS NOT BEEN OVER 3,000 DAYS SINCE TENNESSEE HAS BEATEN ALABAMA. THAT IS IMPERIALIST CAPITALIST ALABAMA PROPOGANDA AND YOU SHOULD NOT POISION YOUR MIND WITH IT.

ALL HAIL BUTCH JONES GLORIOUS NUMBER ONE BEST LEADER MICKEY MOUSE SUPER SUCCESS TENNESSEE VOLS TAX SLAYER!

So are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.