The SEC Tinder Game

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Hugh Freeze – The alter boy of the SEC

Turn-Ons: Katy Perry, the grove, reading Leviticus

Turn-Offs: field goals, the peach bowl, Satan

Body Type: a temple

Eyes: blue, like the water surrounding Noah’s ark

About Hugh:

I’m the head football coach of the Ole Miss Black Rebel Land Bear Sharks; do you have a moment to talk about your lord and savior?

What Are You Looking For In A Partner?

I’m looking for someone who ends their morning devotions with “amen and Hotty Toddy!”

What Do People Notice First About You?

I always wear a visor because it’s the halo of the coaching world.

Favorite Band: The Gaithers

Favorite Movie: It’s a tie between “The Blind Side” and anything with Kirk Cameron in it

Religion: the same as those Duck Dynasty guys

Sexual Preference: this is a sinful question

A Random Fact About You:

I’ve played the role of baby Jesus in my church’s live nativity the last three years.

If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? A dove, or a shark that can live out of water for some reason

If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? I’d be the lead singer in an abstinence positive rock band

3 Things You Can’t Live Without: Leviticus, Ecclesiastes, Nkemdiche