The SEC Tinder Game

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YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS GARY PINKEL

I just want you to know I’m proud of you no matter what, I’ll always be proud of you no matter what.

I’m sorry that things didn’t work out between your mother Mark Richt and me, but hey you still get to see me on weekends and in the SEC championship game, that’s pretty good right?

This summer we’re going to go on a big vacation too, would you like that? We can go see all the big sites of Missouri like Branson, and the St. Louis Arch, and that one Missouri town without a meth lab.

I’m always going to be here for you slugger, now what do you say we go have a catch?

So are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.