YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS DEREK MASON
Listen, I can’t find Steve so I’m just gonna go. It was a great party, I had a ton of fun pretending like I knew people and awkwardly trying to join conversation circles that boxed me out.
Naw man, I don’t need a “roadie” I’m pretty sure that’s illegal and I’m not Gary Pinkel.
Yeah I did hear that you’re about to play “Wonderwall” on your guitar, but dude come on, that song came out in like ’97 and you can’t play it like they do in Arizona…
What did you say?
WELL MAYBE I WILL GO BACK TO ARIZONA BECAUSE IT’S OBVIOUS THIS JOB ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE IS IT?
So are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.