The SEC Tinder Game

YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS WILL MUSCHAMP

HA, YOU SEE FLORIDA, SOMEONE WANTS ME! HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL FLORIDA? DO YOU FEEL A RED HOT BALL OF REJECTION AND ANGER BOILING AWAY IN YOUR GUY WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO EXPLODE SENDING YOU INTO A MAD SPREE OF VIOLENCE? FINALLY ALOWING YOU TO LASH OUT AND LET ALL THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU SEE THE RED HOT JUSTICE OF YOUR VENGANCE? I’M JUST SAYING, THAT’S SOMETHING THAT YOU COULD FEEL.

BOOM FLORIDA, I’M COMING FOR YOU ONE DAY… PROBABLY NOT ANYTIME SOON BECAUSE NEITHER OF OUR TEAMS ARE GOING TO WIN OUR DIVISIONS AND THEN WE ONLY PLAY EVERY FEW YEARS BECAUSE OF THE SEC ROTATIONS… ONE DAY BOOM IT’S ON. I MEAN UNLESS I GET FIRED FROM AUBURN BEFORE THEN… PROBABLY ONE DAY IT’S ON!

Are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.