The SEC Tinder Game

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YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS JOHN CHAVIS

Thank you for picking me. For once someone has picked me not because I can create a frightening defense that crushes an opponents will or because I have mountains of money, but because they see the dance that lives in my heart.

This has give me the courage to work on my ballet. In the first act we see a young man full of the dance leaping and running and twirling about. He’s very light on his feet and it’s a pleasure to watch him dance. Then 11 giant men come in and chase him around in a circle trying to tackle him. It’s going to be a beautiful sight to see.

I can’t thank you enough for bringing out my true love.

Are you happy with your choice, or do you want to look around at some other SEC Tinder studs? The choice is yours.