The SEC Tinder Game

YOUR SEC TRUE LOVE MATCH IS PAUL FINEBAUM

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PAWL I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I WATCH YOUR SHOW EVERYDAY. I THINK YOU’RE JUST THE BEST PAWL. I’M GONNA NAME MY FIRST BORN SON PAWL AND THEN I’M GONNA NAME MY SECOND BORN FINEBAUM AND THEN MY THIRD BORN THAT’S DALE JR. BUT MY FOURTH BORN WILL BE PAWL AGAIN. I EVEN PICKED YOU IN THAT DUMB SEC TINDER GAME PAWL. WE WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER PAWL. I’M NOT SOME CREEPY STALKER, IT’S NOT LIKE I’M GOING THROUGH YOUR TRASH TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU WAX YOUR SHINY HEAD WITH… I LOVE YOU PAWL, DO YOU LOVE ME? I JUST HAVE TO HEAR YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME PAWL, DON’T MAKE ME ANGRY AND REJECT ME PAWL. OH, AND NICK SABAN IS A JACKASS AND ALABAMA AIN’T CRAP AND AUBURN IS GONNA BEAT THEM BY 100 THIS YEAR PAWL. ONE SECOND WHOOOOO! WDE!

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