Nick Saban ā The dark lord of the SEC
Turn-Ons: hard work, commitment, oatmeal cream pies, crushing my opponent like a bug, aāight
Turn-Offs: slackers, losing focus, those two weeks between the bowl game and recruiting, resting, fun, smiles, puppies, aāight
Body Type: Angry Napoleon
Eyes: They can see that you arenāt committed to this, aāight
About Nick:
We are Nick Saban, what else do you want us to say? We are going to put the time in to be champions, aāight. Then we will enjoy that success for 30 seconds and start focusing on our next opponent, aāight. This cycle will continue until we rule supreme over all of college football and possibly the galaxy.
What Are You Looking For In A Partner?
What kind of question is this? We are looking for the kind of person that understands that the hard work during the journey is the point, not the destination, aāight. You are obviously not such a person if you need to ask stupid questions like that aāight. We come in here everyday and you people have questions like this? Why not ask about the game aāight? Iād ask about the game, but what do I know I guess, aight.
What Do People Notice First About You?
We hope the first thing recruits notice about us is that we are as committed to them as we ask them to be us, aāight. They can go wherever they want aāight, but if there goal is to be a champion we can help them achieve that goal, aāight.
Favorite Band: The Eagles
Favorite Movie: The last movie I watched was Steve McQueen in Bullitt, aāight. I figured after that there was no point in watching movies anymore.
Religion: Thatās between me and Jimmy Sexton, aāight.
Sexual Preference: You know, we come in here and you donāt even ask questions about football and it pisses us off aāight. You need to decide what you want out of this, aāight?
A Random Fact About You: Itās a fact that this questionnaire is a waste of time and has nothing to do with being a champion aāight.
If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? A horse, because itās the hardest working animal aāight.
If You Didnāt Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? Weād be the best Dairy Queen owner in West Virginia, weād still be a champion, aāight.
3 Things You Canāt Live Without: hard work, discipline, oatmeal pies