The SEC Tinder Game

Turn-Ons: arguments, incoherent yelling, chaos

Turn-Offs: reasonable opinions people could agree with

Body Type: the O.G. Troll

Eyes: watching the world burn

About Paul:

I facilitate the sharing of ideas and the expression of new thoughts about Alabama and Auburn across a national syndicated radio show and on the SEC Network…

JK, I let rednecks scream at each other, it’s hilarious!

What Are You Looking For In A Partner?

Do I look like a guy with a plan?

What Do People Notice First About You?

That letting rednecks yell can make you super rich!

Favorite Band: Whatever Nick Saban said his was

Favorite Movie: Whatever Nick Saban said his was

Religion: Whatever Nick Saban said his was

Sexual Preference: Whatever Nick Saban said his was

A Random Fact About You: Well, I don’t know how random this is, but did I mention I’m super rich from trolling weirdos?

If You Could Be Any Animal What Would It Be? Are trolls or goblins animals?

If You Didn’t Do What You Do Now, What Would You Do? Oh God, I’d have to work.

3 Things You Can’t Live Without: Auburn fans, Bama fans, hate