Each and every week of 2014 season, we gave you Twitter’s most enlightening, most entertaining and most hilarious tweets from each of the Crimson Tide’s games this season. As up and down as this season has been (well, as up and down you can get at 12-1) the tweets stayed consistent and it was nothing but pleasure to share them with you each week.
Now that the Tide’s regular season is over and is now looking towards the postseason, many are evaluating the season with grades, postseason awards and breakdowns of the Tide’s matchup with Ohio State in January. We’re going to take a different angle and pull out the best, most memorable tweets of the season for you to reminisce once more. There’s no criteria for this at all and they aren’t in any order, but we’ve selected three best tweets from each game, as well as linked you to the old posts for each game in case you might want to find more gems. To get to the original articles, just click on the headline for each game.
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. West Virginia
Hey West Virginia, Y'all can't even touch our Redneck game. via @wesfrazer pic.twitter.com/Xq4bJuuoV2
— Red Velvet Rick 🥋 (@RickMuscles) August 29, 2014
When you make bae mad and they won't accept your apology pic.twitter.com/VzWMGNcyoP
— Brennan Pritchard (@Brennan_BP) August 30, 2014
Many of you don't know but "Murder Safety," is actually the way Landon Collins is listed on the depth chart.
— the content is good (@BourbonGhost) August 30, 2014
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. Florida Atlantic
It's hot pic.twitter.com/2QLtVYOG4p
— B.J. Millican (@bjmillican) September 6, 2014
White people be like 'Coker needs more time.' White people also be like 'SIMS JUST UNDER THREW THAT GUY PULL HIM'
— Brian Oliu (@BrianOliu) September 6, 2014
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. Southern Miss
"You can tell them your grandma is abbrieviated, alleviated." She's inebriated.
— Bama Grandma (@bamagrandma) September 14, 2014
People thinking the Iron Bowl is live right now is an example of why it's a bad idea to replay a game mid-day on a regular season Saturday.
— Matt Scalici (@MattScalici) September 13, 2014
As many have said @AlabamaFTBL Is down one CocaCola Classic bottle, if anyone has one of those "Share a Coke With Nick" ones now's ur chance
— Patrick Claybon (@PatrickClaybon) September 14, 2014
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. Florida
Florida-Bama is Weekend at Bernie's. The Gators look dead, Tide carrying them around putting sunglasses on them.
— Ralph D. Russo (@ralphDrussoAP) September 20, 2014
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. Ole Miss
Would the #OleMissStudent section please STOP using the F word! You sound ridiculous & are embarrassing everyone in the stands & at OleMiss
— Leigh Anne Tuohy (@LeighAnneTuohy) October 4, 2014
College football is better when the Mississippi schools are good because that means we get to hear Lou Holtz try to say "Mississippi."
— Brian Rice (@briancrice) October 5, 2014
I'm pretty sure the BCS computer is sitting on a beach in Mexico right now drinking a Corona and thinking, "Not my problem."
— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) October 4, 2014
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. Arkansas
I'm okay with a timeout here. This is your first opportunity to score on Bama since the invention of fire. Get it right, yo.
— David (Razor) Harris (@House_Razor) October 11, 2014
Arkansas could be firing live porcupines out of a giant slingshot and Alabama couldn't drop them more frequently than they do punts.
— Cecil Hurt (@CecilHurt) October 12, 2014
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. Texas A&M
Verne: "One of the great traditions at A&M is when they score you kiss your date." Gary: "We have a better chance of kissing than they do."
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) October 18, 2014
Glad we didn't fire Saban after that 1 point win at Arkansas
— Bryan Passink (@BryanPassink) October 18, 2014
Kenyan Drake with a basket full of Oatmeal Cream Pies is all I've ever wanted
— Brian Oliu (@BrianOliu) October 18, 2014
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. Tennessee
Vols beat by their former coach tonight. LSU gets the same in 2 weeks. It's just part of the services we offer here at Alabama.
— Bananas (Vërifiëd for sure) (@geauxcrimson) October 26, 2014
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. LSU
“As Les goes to eat some grass” casual drop on television, and we all just nod along.
— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) November 9, 2014
WTF
— Tyrann Mathieu (@Mathieu_Era) November 9, 2014
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. Mississippi State
nick saban was clear they’d be playing the no. 1 team in america.
— bomani (@bomani_jones) November 15, 2014
it looks like they’re playing mississippi st so far.
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— Aaron Suttles (@AaronSuttles) November 15, 2014
/used car salesman on MSU offense there
— cristilmethod (@cristilmethod) November 15, 2014
"Yeah, she runs like a gazelle!"
/sputters, jerks forward, dies
The Top Tweets From Alabama vs. Western Carolina
WCU should call timeout and have whole team take pic in front of scoreboard. @TheLanceTaylor
— Harry Long (@harry_long) November 22, 2014
Good thing the selection committee does not actually watch the games. We will tell Jeff Long the back-ups played 3 quarters. Our secret OK?
— The Game Ryan Fowler (@TheGAMEon1009) November 22, 2014
Western Carolina tried to fake a FG and Landon Collins/Trey DePriest just destroyed the kicker.
— Marq Burnett (@Marq_Burnett) November 22, 2014
That kicker is probably pissed at his coach
The Top Tweets From The 2014 Iron Bowl
Some of you math whizzes out there help me figure out what happens when you trade touchddowns for field goals
— Tommy Deas (@tommydeas) November 30, 2014
Maybe this was Lane's plan the whole time? He's a sleeper agent hellbent on destroying Alabama from within?
— the content is good (@BourbonGhost) November 30, 2014
too busy eating nachos to be sad pic.twitter.com/UMw2vTijqR
— Lana Berry (@Lana) November 30, 2014
The Top Tweets From The 2014 SEC Championship
Lane Kiffin politely declined to do an on-field interview after the game. Smiled and said, "The head coach likes me right now."
— Kevin Scarbinsky (@KevinScarbinsky) December 7, 2014
Just witnessed Alabama freshman punter JK Scott give a girl his number while celebrating the SEC Championship win. That dude knows smooth.
— Charlie Potter (@Charlie_Potter) December 7, 2014